Deere Case
Posted March 18, 2009
By admin
Hillbilly Dayvorce?
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a
visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, “How can I help you?” The farmer said, “I want to get one of them dayvorces.”The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?”The farmer said, “Yes, I got 40 acres” The lawyer said, “No, No, you don’t understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.” The lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you have a case?” The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I parks the John Deere”
The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?”
The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question…The lawyer said, “Is your wife a nagger?”
The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce.”
I loved it keep’em coming!!!
John Deere, Case, Claas
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