Belly Mower
Jeff Foxworthy (you might be a redneck if….)?
. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
. . . you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.
. . . you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your Lawn Mower to put into your truck.
. . . you’ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.
. . . there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.
. . . a woman says she’s game, so you shoot her.
. . . your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
. . . you ask for the honeymoon suite at the Motel 6.
. . . you hear a siren and your first instinct is to hide.
. . . you use a bedsheet as a sofa cover.
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……you think virgin wool comes from an ugly sheep.
……you change the numbers on your house so the cops can t find you.
……you mow your lawn and find your car.
……you’re swimming pool is used for fishing.
… you think Nsync is where your dirty dishes are.
… you remember where you were when J.R. was shot.
… your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shotgun shells.
… you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
… you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
… your state’s got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
… your house still has the
“WIDE LOAD”
sign on the back.
… You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, ‘Bout What?’
Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks
… you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you’re shur’nuff a redneck.
… You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
… You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
… You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.
… Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
… You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
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